There are several funny things I noticed in the ladies toilet in my office. And these ladies never ceased to amaze me with the silly things they do. And sometimes, I leave the toilet figuring what happened within the cubicles. Haha...
Sometimes when I walk into empty cubicles, it smells like stale cuttlefish mixed with Malaysian ungrind coffee. Stale smell ferments the entire cubicle. Aik, how did that smell got underneath there at the first place? LOL.
Sometimes however, I noticed 5-6 strands of frizzy pubic hair lying on the dry floor. What? Someone is balding down there? And how did the hair grow up to 2 inches long? I mean, didn’t this person did some grooming at least? Or else how do you explain the 2 inches? Must be a Chinese or Indian girl. But why is she shredding? Or did she have crabs so she has been scratching when finally she has the chance? LOL.
Sometimes too, the lady in the next cubicle next to me pisses as if her pee hole is as big as a water hydrant pipe. It is exactly like someone just turned open a pressured pipe at its maximum velocity and it comes gushing out ferociously. My goodness. And the amount of water that passes through makes me feel that she has a container as a bladder instead. I asked myself if it is because this is the after effect of natural child birth where even the pee hole gets gigantic in diameter. LOL. Sigh.
Why am I again always the person who notices all these and no one else take heed? Or is it that I have this astounding ability to pick or sense the slightest thing at the oddest places and funniest time in the world? I must be right? LOL.
I'm going mad.
Sometimes when I walk into empty cubicles, it smells like stale cuttlefish mixed with Malaysian ungrind coffee. Stale smell ferments the entire cubicle. Aik, how did that smell got underneath there at the first place? LOL.
Sometimes however, I noticed 5-6 strands of frizzy pubic hair lying on the dry floor. What? Someone is balding down there? And how did the hair grow up to 2 inches long? I mean, didn’t this person did some grooming at least? Or else how do you explain the 2 inches? Must be a Chinese or Indian girl. But why is she shredding? Or did she have crabs so she has been scratching when finally she has the chance? LOL.
Sometimes too, the lady in the next cubicle next to me pisses as if her pee hole is as big as a water hydrant pipe. It is exactly like someone just turned open a pressured pipe at its maximum velocity and it comes gushing out ferociously. My goodness. And the amount of water that passes through makes me feel that she has a container as a bladder instead. I asked myself if it is because this is the after effect of natural child birth where even the pee hole gets gigantic in diameter. LOL. Sigh.
Why am I again always the person who notices all these and no one else take heed? Or is it that I have this astounding ability to pick or sense the slightest thing at the oddest places and funniest time in the world? I must be right? LOL.
I'm going mad.
