I'm early for work today, in debted to the status of the jam.
And I have decided to steal some time to write this piece because I just needed to express myself.
This is about some friend I knew way past 16 odd years. And I have come to realised by the mere fact of him trying to tell me how much he actually knows about me, it has failed, miserably. And that goes to say, how much of a friend we have been.
It leaves me with the feeling that today, we are pretty much just acquaintances as anyone else. I am not happy or sad about it. Just agitated because this ass has however, proven me that in today's era of technologically enhances communication systems and media, we have NOT become savvy human beings after all.
He is those species if taken as a sample of the population of test, would have indeed shown the WRONG results.
He is also the species that would put the human race to shame not because of his imbecility but his ignorance and ego.
God. God save us all from people like him.
It all started with this:
Me: Have you anyone interested to buy my car?
Idiot: What car?
Me: E46, Coupe
Idiot: Oh that car, it’s a problematic car
Me: I've been driving this for the past 4 years, I never had a single problem
Idiot: It's powerful but not comfortable. I just test drove 325i. I don’t like it. I'm going to test drive the C200.
Me: Good for you, since you are already an Uncle. Anyway, 325i and my coupe is different.
Idiot: Not comfortable enough for me. Actually, I rather buy a Camry.
Me: Eh, don't insult Merc and Beemer by comparing with a Camry.
Idiot: They are all to me the same category.
Me: What the fuck are you talking man.
Idiot: It is, unless you are talking about Porsh…
Me: Oh yes, I'm changing to one. The Cayman S.
Idiot: Well, that is what I call a car.
Me: But I need to get this car sold first.
Idiot: Actually, why don’t you get a boat?
Me: Yes, after this nice car, if I have a place to house it.
Idiot: It might as well you save your money, buy an island in Indonesia and a boat so you can go diving as much as you want. Why waste your time showing off the car you drive.
{This is the point where it shows how much an idiot knows about me and to those 'friends' who thinks I am such as person, my message is, "I don't think I need to explain myself if you can't be happy for me or have this tinge of envy about me."}
Me: Harlo Uncle, I love cars. Nothing to do with showing off.
Idiot: Yayaya.
{See what I mean?}
Me: What to do, I can afford it. After all, I drive so if I can afford what I like, why not.
{Why in this fucking world am I still talking to this idiot? But I can't help not to add on with "I can afford it" since people can't be happy for me}
Idiot: How fast do you drive?
Me: Depends on my mood.
Idiot: Must be very slow since you so 'jaga' kereta.
Me: If I want to drive a slow car I would get a Hummer.
Idiot: You should get a Hummer since it's almost the same size as the Porsh you want to get.
{WTF}
Me: Uncle, I'm NOT getting the Cayanne la. How can it be the same size? I'm getting the sports car! Do you know the difference?
Idiot: Yeah, I know. I have a friend who drives the car. You better do a proper review before buying. The maintenance is very high.
Me: Says who?
Idiot: My friend who drives it.
Me: I got a friend who is the mechanic. He said it's the maintenance is the price of a Beemer.
Idiot: Where is your friend's workshop?
Me: Subang / USJ.
Idiot: You better check. He just had to send the car to the workshop again.
Me: Are you sure you got the right car? You sure your friend is driving the car I want to buy or the Cayanne actually since you thought I was getting it?
Idiot: *Silent for awhile*
{I immediately logged out from FB, I just can't stand talking to such imbecile any longer}
What an idiot.
