Cars & Driving

I thought I was done. Nil.

I was stuffing Pak Su into my face for dinner. Literally having a feast yesterday. While I believe Pak Su has now turned to a touristy food haven, I still think there is some goodness in their food. Not overly exorbitant but of KL standards I should say. BUT I am not here to comment or make a review about Pak Su’s food actually.

On the way out of Pak Su, guess what we saw?

1 Ferrari 430 (I think) in red, 1 black E92 and 1 yellow Lamborghini.

How did I feel?

I forgot to breath for a moment.

Awesome.

They were all KL plates so they were like us, coming to Kuantan for a short weekend getaway and enjoy some sumptuous seafood!

Then we started wondering how fast were they cruising along the highway to get here. Must be easily more than 200kmph.

Awesome.

Then we started to wonder if we had cars like that how much would our gut take us?

My guts I think, would take me up to 200-250kmph . I don’t think my guts can take any more than that. And I also think the number would be decreasing as the age climbs. Haha...

But I don’t think I would get a Lambo ever. It's too 'over' to me and it's just overly super in my dictionary. Hehe...

As I have said before I would have the Maserati Gran Turismo, Aston Martin Vantage and Porsche Carrera 4S all in black. That's enough to keep me happy alright. {Go ahead, roll your eye and say who wouldn't, hahah...}

Talking of driving, we almost got into a really, bad accident just now!!! That mother fucker!!! If I know who that is, I would hammer his/her head with a sledge for that sort of berserk and irrational driving.

Today, we were on the 2nd lane off the highway from Taman Desa to Midvalley, where there is a condo on the left side of the road, where Mid Valley is already within visible in front.

We were definitely going within 80kmph of speed limit with an extremely clear traffic and we were really cruising because that area is the haven for cops to collect their 'duit kopi'.

But out of nowhere, this crazy red Satria did a jam brake and the car spun. It spun so hard that while it was spinning, it almost hit us really, really hard as it was shrieking like a lady who went amok with a cliver.

Luckily Eugene dodge to the 3rd lane within seconds while the fucker's car spun 360 and almost rammed into the metal dividers that differentiates the to and fro lane.

For a second in time, I was certain there goes my car and because I was certain we were going to be hit. I was more worried for my car than us. Hehe...

While we got over it and drove past faster, I loss my temper. Eugene loss his.

WTF was that?!!!! What was that for??? Are they crazy??? What was the jam brake in the middle of a highway and almost hitting us??? Before that the car was driving like every sane KL fast driver on the 1st lane!

All I could think that time was if ever my car was hit, I would come out and give the driver many, many, many tight slaps and the entire of my foul dictionary would put to its test!!! And on top of that, if Eugene is to whack the shit out of him / her, I swear I would pull the hair out of the mother fucker until there is nothing left!!!

I was verbally that piss.

Then later as I calmed down, I realised I had to be thankful to God that we were both safe and not a single scratch hurt. That is actually FAR MORE important than the car. Heheh...

OK, now you know how much my car means to me. Well... what an ordeal. I prayed and thank God that we were ok.

But even till now, I still hope the mother fucker would have really hit that divider and have the car totally smashed up. I only pray for him/her to be safe. That is so that it teaches the motherfucker a lesson of jam braking in the middle of nowhere at 9.55pm on a quiet Sunday!

So guys, eyes on the road all the time. Eyes on the rear and side mirror all the time too. Don't fall daze and dream. It may cost you your life after all... take care!